Close Call "-A Doris & Jemma Vageventure"
Close Call is the first
installment of "A Doris & Jemma Vageventure" series.
Think Bridget Jones
Diary and The Vagina Monologues.
Twenty-two-year-old
Jemma can’t seem to get her life in order. Her track record with men stinks,
she constantly worries about getting fat and ending up a spinster at thirty.
And to top it off, she has to be a bridesmaid at her most-hated cousin’s
wedding. She feels like her life is over, until Doris decides to help out.
Who’s Doris? Doris is Jemma’s vagina and she thinks more of Jemma than her own
brain does. Doris is on a mission to save Jemma from herself, but is the task
too much for one vagina to handle?
Cover by Sol Pandiella-McLeod
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Official Publish Date: November 28, 2013
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Genre - Contemporary Woman's Lit & Humor
About the Author
Eloise
March is a woman who laughs at her own jokes, swears way too much and breaks
any new diet by lunchtime on the day she starts. She believes in women’s
equality, and all equality for that matter, and hopes the things she writes touch
people in a positive way, and make them think about how they can create a
better society for themselves and others.
In her
spare time, she enjoys living as her alter ego, Dionne Lister — a suspense and
YA fantasy author who is way too embarrassed to talk about vaginas. She
likes spending time as Dionne because Dionne has an awesome family, wonderful
friends and a cat called Lily, oh, and she has great hair.
If you’re
looking for Eloise, or any information about future books in the Doris & Jemma Vadgeventure
series, you can visit Dionne’s website, where Eloise has been lucky
enough to get her own page http://www.dionnelisterwriter.com. If
you’re looking for a chat, you can find Ms March on Twitter.
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Me: Does Doris prefer one hairstyle over another?
Doris: I prefer trimmed, but not bald. Women shouldn't be bald, plus the regrowth is sooo prickly, and don't get me started on what a pain waxing is — I always lose my voice from screaming. I like to be a bit mysterious when the penis first sees me. Why not make him guess for a bit. And isn't it more of a fun adventure for the penis if he has to investigate, pry open the leaves before he goes pounding into the forest?
Doris: I prefer trimmed, but not bald. Women shouldn't be bald, plus the regrowth is sooo prickly, and don't get me started on what a pain waxing is — I always lose my voice from screaming. I like to be a bit mysterious when the penis first sees me. Why not make him guess for a bit. And isn't it more of a fun adventure for the penis if he has to investigate, pry open the leaves before he goes pounding into the forest?
Thanks for hosting the book, Charity, and for the wonderful review. I thank you and Doris thanks you :).
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